I want to get electric grass so the snow melts immediatly

I do not like snow. I was late for work, because I had no idea it had snowed until I opened the front door to go get into my car. Snow is dumb. Its cold, wet, cold, gets nasty and black in a few days, cold, freezing, cold, pain the neck, cold. I want to move to a place where its not. Lets move to Ecuador. BTW, there will be no snow in heaven, I'm convinced.